Ian

ian is the definition of peepee small, and doesn’t like those who resemble minecraft steve. usually around friends who resemble dirty laundry, and an urban shite.

“oh look there’s ian.”

by dancingcockroach January 10, 2020

Ian

Not the smartest person around but for sure is a faggot. They usually have blonde hair and a dick up their ass.

Yo that kid is gay af! Who Ian?

by Nirtydiggger April 12, 2020

Ian

An old bloke who has no hair. Having anger problems he can be very annoying roasting himself on many occasions.

What hair cut would you like a buzz cut, mullet or an Ian.

by Hairy Head April 15, 2020

Ian

Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird

Ian is a simp and plays soccer

by Hehehethisiswack February 18, 2020

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new girlfriend

Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.

Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian

by ianisakpj September 29, 2011