Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

The Hammer

The Hammer is punishment for a broken promise or ignored communication. It consists of kicking the offender in the balls and when he falls to the ground gasping for breath you shit in his mouth.

Ask my friend Noah for some info on that. If he doesn't email you back I'll give him The Hammer

by mule169169 July 15, 2010

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.

wow that rape hammer did the job.

by john smoit April 14, 2011

love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 27, 2015

Turd Hammer

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

Sam Hammer

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.

Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.

by SSlayer September 12, 2011