An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
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Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
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The famous Japan phalus festival
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Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
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The famous Japan phalus festival
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‘What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'
'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'
'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'
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