Deja Moo

The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

Deja Moo. The feeling you’ve heard this bull before.

by The Crimson V July 25, 2019

deja vu

Jerseys reaper.

Don't build a deja vu.

by Mom what's my name again? May 19, 2019

deja vu

I've been in this place before, riding on the streets.... and this is as far as most people get before forgetting the rest.

Me: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Friend: What the fuck Jeff? You don't even know the rest of the song?
Me: ok then you sing it!
Friend: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Me: Bruuuh, you don't even know the rest of the song?
Friend: Fuck off suck my peen
Me: *Furiously googling* And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
...
Friend: ...

by jwooooooooooooooooooooooooonas September 18, 2019

Deja Vu

Maybe that's why we get deja Vu...you have a dream in your subconscious while you're sleeping, but since your brain experienced that for such a long time, your conscious self starts to pick similarities and scenarios out from your environment. And because most of the time it's identical, you feel that you've been through that before. But you don't remember it because you have a dream in your subconscious mind, not your conscious mind, and although they're technically connected to each other, your subconscious experiences have very little affect on your conscious memory. Maybe that's why you sometimes wake up and find out you woke up in the middle of the night and did something weird, but you don't remember it, because at the time, you're consciousness is stuck in some kind of limbo.

Frank: "hey Ricky?"
Ricky: "ya, Frank?"
Frank: "I feel like this happened already"
Ricky: "Deja Vu?"
Frank: "Deja Vu"

by Man_like_body_god_like_thought May 28, 2018

Deja Poo

The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.

Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.

by CameronBri October 24, 2017

Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

deja spoo

That moment you are banging someone and you realize you had sex with them a while back, but had forgotten all about them.

I think I'm having a "deja spoo" moment, suddenly she looks familiar...

by Fry guy22 July 13, 2017