DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara

guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

dj dan

A guy who knows how to blow a girl out good, commonly known to be a good climber

That guy was such a Dj Dan its unreal.

by SpenderMoMoney March 27, 2017

dj danci

A man with great ears! he has a small penis though. But it doesn't matter because i love him

Whats wrong?
Nothing i just talked to dj danci

by Dj danci May 24, 2016

Math DJ

An educator who creates beautiful or elegant math, by mixing and matching ideas from different disciplines to vow their audience—they are neither generalist or specialist, who use creative ways to convey difficult math concepts, or are bewitched to come up with intuitive or elegant solutions to math problems.

If math teachers, editors, and writers thought like a math DJ, the public perception of math being a dull or difficult school subject would be a thing of the past.

by MathPlus August 20, 2021

dj spare

Dj spare is the beast on the dj set. His dazzling ability to get girls is out of this world. He is described as cool, stylish and by some, POG. When Dj spare enters the room every goes crazy as he puts some shit music on.

boy: omg its dj spare, it time to get funky
dj spare: *starts twerking and whipping*
girls: *faints*
boy 2: cums on the celling in disbelief

by andrew brown jr June 27, 2021

Youtube DJ

The act of having 2 (or more) tabs of youtube open with music videos pre-loaded on to them. Before the first video stops the youtube DJ will hit play on the next video transitioning from one song to the other seamlessly ergo eliminating the risk of awkward silences. often used in small partys and gatherings of acquaintances where there is no sound system present.

"man these tunes are sweet"

"yeah! you can thank the youtube DJ"

"I know, with all this music going on I can actually tolorate you"

"thanks"

by HaxMaster November 12, 2012

dj hopper

A girl who "hops" from one DJ in the club scene to the next. Usually this girl is known to be easy amongst said crowd and is an easy score. The DJ hopper thinks she is popular and well liked amongst the club scene but in reality is only known for one thing... being a quick lay for anyone with headphones.

Did you hear Crystal fucked Mark and Kyle last week?
Yeah bro, and every other DJ in Dallas. She's a DJ hopper!
Oh shit, I better go let her know my timeslot for tonight!

by regginbackwards April 27, 2012