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deck dresser

A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”
Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
by Maloons July 29, 2020
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decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe
She's a decking tool!!
by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017
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big deck

A large warship, namely an amphib or a carrier.
by SemenTimmy May 27, 2017
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man the deck

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck
Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck
by The man of the deck March 11, 2017
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Deck on sight

To hit someone as soon as you see them, usually with someone youre plannin to fight .
Katie: You heard bout Alexis talkin shit bout you ?

Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .

Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?

Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .
by YasminMayhemBitch October 28, 2012
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Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.
"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"
by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011
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Deck of Cards

When a woman has a nice set of breasts and a nice butt
Man, that woman has a nice deck of cards
by theCapriSunNun July 4, 2023
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