The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025
Get the Curtis mug.The nigga that just genuinely gets hoes without trying. Curtis the type of nigga to steal anybody girl with the swiftness, nobody’s girl can escape him, and I mean nobody
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Get the CURTIS mug.boy with big ass lips, his friends drag him by his lips in his hawk hall class , he says marist girl basketball team is trash , brooke says he’s trash at basketball , he’s always depressed but somehow got a girlfriend . You CAN’T comb his hair what so ever. THAT BITCH NAPPY!!!
by Curtis Jones Jr November 22, 2021
Get the curtis jones jr mug.Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
by Blockbuster 69 November 22, 2021
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Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
Get the Curtis mug.A guy who struggles to get hard when in bed.Curtis is often an ugly man who’s says he 6ft but in reality 5’4.He is likely to bite you.
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