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Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!
by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
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Crystal Gale

1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.
by Prestonblue September 5, 2013
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Crystal crib

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib
by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
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crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
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Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021
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Crystal palace

The best club in the world is Crystal palace
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