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Courtesy lighter

The lighter you are graciously gifted with when the gas station clerk turns around to grab your pack of smokes.
"I got 4 courtesy lighters when I grabbed a pack earlier"
by Azmt1294 January 19, 2019
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dirty courtesy

When you pass gas when your vacuuming out cars and shut the door so your wife or buddy smells your fart.
Leaving the oil change place I smelled something gross. As I looked back at the shop the workers were laughing then I realized it was a Dirty Courtesy. Man Did it smell bad.
by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019
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Keurig Courtesy

The act of patiently performing tasks on the office Keurig machine.
I had to throw away someone else’s K-Cup and fill the reservoir, just to get a cup of coffee. But that’s OK, I don’t mind showing some Keurig Courtesy.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
by LeafyGreens37 December 14, 2022
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Common courtesy

Showing respect to others, respect that you would expect from anyone.
If you’re mother-in-law is babysitting your 3 month old twins, not on a work day that she does twice a week but on a Saturday so you can go watch your 8 year-old play football in 90 degree weather, and you are going to be an hour late, you should show her common courtesy by sending her a text or call.
by Happych7c September 2, 2023
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Courtesy Plume

Courtesy Plume is a self-inflicted condition caused by the fecal shower your ass gets when you flush the toilet as a courtesy in the middle of a dump (to be polite).
I was so embarrassed about my shit smelling bad I gave myself a courtesy plume up my ass.
by SmellyJam November 27, 2021
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Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue

Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song
by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022
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