Catfish

Someone who looks like an angel through social media, and a homeless lady in person.

I took a girl who I met on Instagram and she was totally catfish.

by Cantaloupe3x September 21, 2022

Clinique Catfish

A woman who is at best a 5, but with proper makeup application could be as high as a dime.

That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.

by SigmaChad September 26, 2022

sloppy catfish

While receiving a messy blowey, your pierced member disassociates with the mouth, entangling your partner’s facial jewelry - Hooking them like a SLOPPY CATFISH.

Piercings are fun and games until you catch a sloppy catfish.

by LitQn October 20, 2022

Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.

I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.

by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022

Catfish

When a person the most epic photoshopped pictures online but in person looks like a bag of dog droppings. Example: Heavenlee Meadoe

Heavenlee Meadoes pics online are good but in person she looks like a recovering crack addict. She definitely is a catfish.

by Cmurder57 May 14, 2022

mental catfishing

Challenging ideas through useful questioning but mainly when people didn’t want you to

Looking forward to the mental catfishing (sarcasm)

by LoquaciousD December 22, 2021

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022