A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Shrimp Boil

Finding one’s self in a pickle, a predicament.

Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.

by 614_FGR January 9, 2024

Sealand Boil

Seafood boil cooked with mice

I made the sealand boil and my neck broke out

by Watchyotone January 17, 2024

Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024

Boiling Water

Screaming water

I wanted to scream but I didn't want to be alone so I started boiling water

by InkoStuff January 28, 2024

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Boiling the cabbage

When some one who usually follows traditional conservative ways and philosophies, is opening up to more liberal life ideas.

My grandfather is starting to accepting the idea of gay marriage as a normal thing, he is boiling the cabbage.

by Young talk October 16, 2019