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Zelle

Code for offering oral sex. Usually preferred by people who refuse to use common methods of payment.
Hey bro, I don’t have Venmo can I just give Zelle?
by Okthen November 4, 2022
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Zelling

Present tense of zold. Anything bad that happens in motion.
Jenny is dishing out zellings again all round. Wouldn’t wanna be zold.
by Namesnotjeff November 3, 2024
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Zell

Why you trying to zell me bro! Please don’t zell me today.
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Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025
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