Zelle

Code for offering oral sex. Usually preferred by people who refuse to use common methods of payment.

Hey bro, I don’t have Venmo can I just give Zelle?

by Okthen November 4, 2022

Zelling

Present tense of zold. Anything bad that happens in motion.

Jenny is dishing out zellings again all round. Wouldn’t wanna be zold.

by Namesnotjeff November 3, 2024

Zell

Anything bad in the present tense.

Why you trying to zell me bro! Please don’t zell me today.

by Namesnotjeff November 3, 2024

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025