Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Tylenol

However

However...he's such a Tylenol

by Jaxie666 May 9, 2021

Tylenol 1

A super super "addictive" medicine whose trademarks are running out

Dr Kahn prescribed Tylenol 1 and 3 for me I never got

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Tylenolism

A internet joke of Tylenol causing autism.

Ugh.. I feel so weird after taking that Tylenol, hopefully I don't get Tylenolism.

by ShallowWaters September 25, 2025

Tylenol American

“Tylenol American” is slang term for an American individual with autism in regards to recent research connecting the consumption of Tylenol (acetaminophen) with increased risks for autism.

Pippa is a prime example of a proud Tylenol American.

by ya_homeboy_prophet October 4, 2025

Tylenol Muncher

Autistic person (because ONE person in this world thinks Tylenol causes autism)

Shut up Tylenol muncher, I bet your mother had pain while pregnant with you!

by 172 Worms October 5, 2025

Tylenol American

A Tylenol American is a person from the United States who is clearly retarded and suffers a developmental disability from their mother overdosing on Tylenol during her pregnancy.

"I can't believe Savant just did that. What a Tylenol American."

by Coastal_Guardian October 6, 2025