Hop on War Thunder

Slang Cock and Ball Torture, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

1: Hey, I'm gonna hop on War Thunder
2: You sure? Doesn't that hurt?

by kilroyyy April 20, 2021

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War thunder

The sexual act of having sex at the highest point in your area while a thunderstorm is happening and see how long you last before you get hit by lightning.

Guy one: “Yo me and my girl tried a war thunder last night we lasted 20 seconds before we got hit”

Guy two: “ You fucking dumbass”

by Beamzhasmemez August 30, 2021

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Swedish guy in War Thunder

All About the meatball, and also no roof lol

Porch like to be Swedish guy in War Thunder
Gem : *PTSD*

by urfriendlypedo February 17, 2022

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A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023

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