THAG

The sound your fart makes when you’re sitting in a bathtub

“THAG!!...That was really loud!”

by Blackskullreaper December 31, 2020

Thag

A slur that describes that one guy who corrects everybody's punctuation and spelling.

Mark: Your bad at this game.

Chris: *You're.

Mark: You're a thag.

by Steffinoodle January 5, 2021

THAG

Slang for that hoe ate gluten. Popularized in 2021 after some bish got Celiac disease

Oh damn THAG am I right? Cause she been having diarrhea alllll night.

by Mortifried101 January 22, 2021

thag

People that run in action for IT’s fantasies to live.

My thag headbanged my wife for me to not be with love for in love.

by Leopard print October 27, 2025

thags

A state where everything just moves smoothly. No tension. No overcomplicating. No chaos. Just calm momentum and quiet alignment.

Anti-definition: Not messy energy. Not forced vibes. Not overthinking simple things. If it feels chaotic or heavy, it’s not thags.

“That whole weekend was thags.” “The group chat stayed thags — no drama.” “Dinner plans came together in five minutes. Thags.”

by funkyvoice February 14, 2026

thags

noun / adjective

A vibe of effortless alignment. No try-hard energy. No chaos. Just smooth, calm momentum where everything clicks without tension.

Anti-definition: Not clout chasing. Not main-character energy. Not chaos masked as vibes. If it needs to be loud to feel fast, it’s not thags.

“That trip was thags.”
“We locked in fast. Low key thags.”
“If it’s not thags, I’m out.”

by funkyvoice February 14, 2026

thags

noun | adjective

A condition where execution accelerates because there’s no friction, no politics, and no wasted motion. Clear direction. Clean momentum.

Not hype. Not hustle. Thags.

Anti-definition: Not corporate theater. Not endless meetings. Not Slack noise pretending to be progress. Not founders yelling about velocity. Thags is calm momentum that actually ships.

“We turned that around in 48 hours. That was thags.”
“No rework. No chaos. Just thags.”

by funkyvoice February 14, 2026