sump pump

A sump pump is a pump used to remove water that has accumulated in a sump pit.

My old sump pump is too loud!

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

Sump Fucker

someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time

Yo that bitch is a sump fucker

by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

Sump

Sump is a greeting like a hello or hi and even what's up.

Walking into work you come across an acquaintance from a different department

Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump

by warsmiss August 31, 2018

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sump

A slang word for something.

Girl: “My boyfriend is ignoring me.”

Friend: “Did y’all get in a argument or sump?”

by Janessaa April 9, 2020

Sump

One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.

Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"

Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"

by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020