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Squeaky Greg

A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.

According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."
by Perpinsky January 19, 2018
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Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."
I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"
by YE BROSKI September 9, 2020
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squeaky friend

Squeaky friends (Also known as Broblox or Robros) are friends who are young or young at heart.
They are typically portrayed as ROBLOX loving kids.
"Oh hey, Sora, want to play ROBLOX?"
"No thanks, I'm 28 and have to get to work. Have fun, my squeaky friend."
by Squirp September 9, 2020
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squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"
by Zaniel April 13, 2021
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squeaky hammer

getting oral from a chick and then using her saliva as lube to have anal sex with her
I got bored from getting a blowjob from Tiff so i pulled out and gave her a squeaky hammer
by JBOMB February 25, 2006
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squeaky beef

A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.
I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.
by webster _c January 31, 2007
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Squeaky Friends

The friends we all have and we all love.
Sora The Troll loves to play Roblox with his Squeaky Friends.
by SquishyPumpkin September 9, 2020
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