alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

nerd spritzing

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

Spritz

When a person doesn’t know how to “squeeze the spray bottle properly”, so it only comes out with a tiny bit of “water”.

In other words when someone doesn’t make a girl very wet.

It’s kinda like rizz but with hornyness

That boy got no spritz

by PineappleHat11111 December 2, 2022