SDF

SDF stands for Stop, Drop, and Flop, I often say it when referring to seizures I have experienced.

SDF, or sdf is an abbreviation in reference to seizures that cause one to fall before convulsing.

I made this word since "grand mal seizure" sounds exactly as serious as it is, but since they happen on a regular basis, it annoys me when everyone I talk to feels sorry for me, the pity makes me miserable while otherwise I am happy-go-lucky.
Making a humorous acronym has been my way of dealing with the fact that, for me this condition may be permanent.

The other day I was explaining to someone that SDF stuff can be triggered by just about anything depending on the person, and this dude I explained it to was surprised, and was like "woah I didn't know this!". (this example happens all the time)

So yeh it wasn't funny in the moment but one time I walked around a corner and SDF'd, hit my head and suddenly craved fish afterward but couldn't remember what fish was. Looking back at the memory the lack of remembering my favourite food is hilarious. (just an example)

by Mad Imp July 31, 2021

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