Schofield middle school

A gay ass school. The teachers swear this school good asf. All the teachers there rude asf and dress code u and yell at you for everything. The bitches there rude asf and loud. The bathroom stay smelling like fucken weed and half the girl’s gay but stay sayin they straight. There’s a 99% chance 2 girls are fucking in the bathroom or there’s someone getting there dick sucked. The Asians there ain’t shit they act like they all that and only hang out with other “Asians” even if they ain’t. Half the girls there already lost they virginity while the sixth graders think they the shit. Some kids swear they was raised in the ghetto and swear they know how to fight till it’s time to and they pussy off. The niggas there musty and don’t know how to shower and swear they dick big. Peoples nudes are constantly air dropped and don’t even get me started on some of those god damn cheerleaders.

Some kid: aye you know schofield middle school

Another kid: oh ya didn’t they just sum nudes air dropped the other day?

by Yourmom8484 September 28, 2019

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Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.

Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

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A full Schofield Philip Schofield

Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.

Person1: Hey man, you heard the news about Jenny?

Person 2: Nah what news?

Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!

Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!

Person 1: I know, shocking!

by splooshmasterflex February 8, 2020

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