Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.

"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"

by What? Where? April 17, 2023

Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.

So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

sack sampler

One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.

Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.

by Not Slim May 15, 2003

sunrise sampler

It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.

Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.

by t a g August 26, 2005

Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.

Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.

by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008