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Ralphie M

A common name for pedophiles who are into beastiality.
Eric: Hey guys wanna come over my house and have a pet playdate?
Chuckie: Dude your brother is a Ralphie M. He'll take my kitten away.
Max: Yeah dude, he went to the zoo and all the animals ran. That's how Ralphie M he is.
by One Happy Brock July 8, 2011
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I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.
This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"
by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009
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Sammy n ralphy

Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.
Wow look at Sammy n Ralphy, they go hard in the paint
by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019
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Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments
"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone
by Jameson P April 23, 2023
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Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.
Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.
by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023
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Ralphy

A crypto obsessed, conspiracy theorist, douchebag who’s allergic to everything. A Ralphy is also republican.
Hey have you seen Ralphy?
Yea, he’s over there smoking crack.
by Haram King November 22, 2021
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Ralphy The Bear Beast

Ralphy The Bear Beast Nuzzled his furry friend
by Hi Franco October 18, 2019
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