R1

A man… well actually a Richard who has been #
ranked #1 not by preference just a chronology.

Has a mystical aura that begins in him being viewed as an Adonis but eventually his reputation fades to that of a pervy man on a Portuguese beach.

R2 : MEN TONIGHT?

Tinzaldo : That’s the most offensive thing you’ve said to me!

R2 : Sorry, I wanted to know if you were seeing R1 or R3

Tinzaldo : I’m not R1 is out of the picture! how’s the gay rat?