Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
Get the Montana mooch muffer mug.Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
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Get the Muffer-cut mug.A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022
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