Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

Microscopic

the size of your cranium and your IQ

“Wow bro, Your Cranium Is So Microscopic!”

by haha yez April 11, 2022

Microscoping

it's when you minimize yourself, thinking you're not important, there's billions of people out there, and you're one out of thousands in your town, so you think "what difference do i make"

john: "hey man you should you go out with us and party"
Steven: "nah im good, i don't feel like going, no one is gonna talk to me"
john: "stop microscoping yourself, and get out there"

by Yuravi July 10, 2025

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

microscopic

your cock.

Woah dude! Your cock is microscopic!

by HawkTonyTuah May 10, 2025

Microscopic

The length of one's dick and the size of one's balls

"Yo is that Dylan" - Person 1

"OMG yes it is, I bet is dick is so microscopic he will be a virgin forever" - Person 2

by Hello there_____ March 12, 2024