hypixel skyblock

a game exclusively played by individuals with no fathers. to quote far cry 3, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. i think that summarises skyblock pretty well.

"hey you know gary"
"yeah"
"i heard hes a hypixel skyblock player now"
"fatherless"

by soggus boggus September 24, 2022

Hypixel Skyblock

A game with a great concept and lore but executed in the worst way possible. Theres 2 ways to beat this game: 1. Quit/never play at all. 2. spend 2000 hours with the majority of it being holding 2 buttons to eventualy get a fancy stick that explodes. "So basically you spawn on your own island island, cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into Wynncraft." - Technoblade

"Have you seen bill lately?" "No, he went into crippling depression because he realized his favorite game, Hypixel Skyblock is an oppressive regime that simulates working a real life 9 to 5 but he doesn't get payed for it."

by KingCreeper85 January 21, 2025

Hypixel Skyblock

A game where you are either gay or homophobic.

"Hypixel skyblock is a flawless game with no dupes bugs or glitches" (no one ever)

by Ezhedeh June 24, 2024