giddy gobber

A fictional part of a young child or infants anatomy expressed usually by an older female to portray coolness and confuse any children paying attention to their academic skills as a whole.

If you persist in pulling your shoes off in the hallway, I am afraid I will have to get your giddy gobber and hide it somewhere in the barn.

by KatZ55 August 19, 2021

Goofy Gobbers

When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh

OMG SAM YOUR SUCH A FUCKING GOOFY GOBBERS UGh

by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 26, 2021

Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.

Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024

Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024