Fudgepacker

A homosexual who practices intercoarse with another man

That gay guy Jim over there is a Fudgepacker like that guy Bob.

by Josef of OBX August 3, 2006

fudgepacker

A euphemism for the f-word used as an exclamatory.

"Hey dude, your girlfriend cheated on you again."
"Fudgepacker!"

by Crazy Crazy Carl April 3, 2007

fudgepacker

Gay. See poo pusher.

John, you fudgepacker, stop kissing that man!

by KajFaj July 19, 2008

fudgepacker

someone who takes it up the jaxi
a gay person
derogatory term

that gay boy is such a fudgepacker

by Tom''PenFold July 27, 2009

fudgepacker

Someone who loves to reach in a guy'a anus and get a handfull of fudge and pack it on his face!

Luke is not getting tanner, he has just a fudgepacker.

by dontmesswithme December 30, 2008

FudgePacker

one who is the biggest douche bag of them all and drops the worst commets at all the wrong times (See: FUDGEFUCK)

Man1: man did you see that play that everyone was screaming about while i was at the bathroom!

FudgePacker: oh no man i missed it

Man1: well what the hell were you doing?

FudgePacker: well there was a pretty butterfly that was resting on the window and couldnt help but adore it

Man1: case rested FudgePacker!

by A-Wal January 19, 2007

Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018