Fernieing

The act of jacking off on grannies furniture

Granny: “Bosh why are staining the carpet?”
Bosh: “The cat likes it granny! Its called Fernieing”

by Dykey Buttcrack September 2, 2019

Fernie

That girl that likes Indie music, wears oversized clothing, obsessed with Ripndip. Usually very nice and caring.

Awe! Here comes Fernie!

by Cumkakes019 October 14, 2019

fernie rule

A made up rule while playing a board or card game, or any other game that has rules.

That’s not it the rule book. That must be a Fernie rule

by Kades1/2 December 26, 2017

Ferny

The state of being petty beyond description. Usually the most powerful form of the verb of the latter word.

Yo that dude is being so fuckin' ferny right now; nigga take a joke

by TheBootyPope July 2, 2017

Ferny Creek

A place that has absolutely nothing. Null. Devoid of any meaning. Anon. Bland. Blank. Boring. Simliar synonym that relates to a word that means: 'nothing'.

Person 1 - "Hey man, have you ever been to Ferny Creek?"
Person 2 - "Ferny what?"

by ClockWorksGuy July 30, 2011

Ferny

Ferny….actually the most chalked person on the planet.

Ferny, why you so chalked at everything?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023