Excel

To finish something quickly, completely, and intensely

Damn that woman excels

by FoundCountry August 5, 2019

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to express ones feelings in a sarcastic fashion.

To reinforce ones views.

"So how did your date go last night?"
"Excellent- her ex husband showed up and came at me with a knife!"
"Oh... you're going to see her again?"
"Next tuesday,best sex I've ever had!"

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Walking into a door- you tut to yourself and say excellent and also unpoptastic!

by di4buk April 3, 2009

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Part of the Microsoft Office Suite, Excel is a spreadsheet program that basically resembles a paper ledger sheet, or a giant table. Unlike paper, Excel makes your job easier by removing the need for erasers or calculators! It definitely makes number manipulation almost painless.

Newbie: I need to do my taxes.
Computer Shop Employee: May I recommend Microsoft Excel?

by Gearbox January 25, 2005

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NOT so excellent when said sarcastically. Used in a derogatory manner to mean exactly the opposite of its true meaning. Said when a complete SNAFU occurs and usually inflected upwards at the end so that instead of saying the "EX" with more force, you gradually increase the pitch and distress in your voice as you follow through the word. Delivery of "excellent" is an art form mastered by the most sarcastic individuals who have experienced far too many fuck-ups. A cluster fuck expression.

Max: "Remember I told you we won the lottery, well, I took the ticket in and found out that I had a ticket from LAST MONTH'S draw, I felt like a total stooge. Sorry dude, we actually didn't win that $6 MILLION."

Scott: "Excellent!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

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