doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017

Doinker

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 5, 2017

Doinkers

A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.

Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!

by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 30, 2011

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

doinker boinking

being nonchalant about sillyness.

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let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023

Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023