dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

doggie doily

Tattoo on a woman's lower back.

when she bent over to unlock her bike i noticed her cute butterfly doggie doily.

by Pudley Stevenson March 7, 2005

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.

"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."

by Nicolioli July 13, 2007

Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.

Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.

by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020