LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013

diffuser

a code name for asshole

"oh yea! shove it in my diffuser daddy!"

by yaboymemelord April 24, 2018

Memory Diffuser

A female that makes you forget about your past relationship.

Brody: man I wonder what my ex is doing right now.
Aaron: sounds like you need a memory diffuser man

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

diffusioners

An organism with an unusually small penis

"What do you mean am I one of the diffusioners?"
"Are you a lung lackey, small dick diffusioner or a gill glizzy gobbler?"

by we love bio September 22, 2021

diffusing

Def: passing a large amount of gas, most commonly in a public place.

Hey craig i just came back from my jog, was diffusing hardcore on that last corner.

by cockblonk98 July 10, 2021

non-turbulent diffusion

Diffusion that does not diffuse

That bass trap looks a lot like a non-turbulent diffusion panel

by mayerforpresident January 7, 2023