cotterize

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

Cottered

The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.

Christopher got Cottered by Liam at lunch today.

by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017

jordan cotter

Someone with a phat juicy ass

Jordan cotter has a phat juicy ass

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021

Shawn Cotter

The inventor of the rickroll
AKA cotter548

Shawn Cotter invented rickrolling when he was 19. He trolled on 4chan, claiming the link was to the trailer for GTA IV

by Shrek the Justin January 1, 2024

Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022

louie cotter

a man who i want to have sex with louie please join vc so we can have e sex

yo ur louie cotter

by drkvnm October 3, 2022

cotterized

How a wound is chemically sealed using a strong alcoholic beverage.

Alcoholics claim dat drinking beer helps to their emotional "wounds" become cotterized, but in da end, they usually wind up being far worse off, both physically and emotionally.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022