emily cordon

Best person ever. Sexy asf but a midget but still Cool as fuck

Damn did you see that sexy midget? That was Emily Cordon

by Hsinsjk January 23, 2024

Cordon

A guy who is always himself, he's shy, and always to himself, but he's sweet and kind and is always caring. He is so so soo handsome. No one can compare. He is very loving and would not stop until he makes someone who is feeling down happy.

Cordon is the most loving guy ever.

by Ivie Cash November 20, 2023

cordon noir

The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.

Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.

by flapjackboy December 25, 2022

Andrew Cordone

The darkest black person alive. Some say you can’t even blorgus.

Wow the lights went of and Andrew Cordone snuck you on me with his penis out

by Poopqeef1139 February 29, 2020

Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

cordonness

What nodes are SchedulingDisabled. The state of cordonicity.

The borg checked their kubernetes worker nodes cordonness before proceeding with his work.

by Assimilated March 2, 2023