El Pollo Chokehold

A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken

My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Pollo Chokehold...so embarassing.

by -A! October 9, 2008

New York Chokehold

When you cum in a girls mouth while she is midsentence and scream a joe pesci quote.

Hoss: you wanna know what I did?
Moe: whats that?
Hoss: I gave that bitch a New York Chokehold.

by akarr May 13, 2016

Phalangical Chokehold

That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.

Man Stephanie was great last night but she put me in a hell of a phalangical chokehold!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.

“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”

by PineSlime November 29, 2022

Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

liberian chokehold

when you choke someone out your penis

Martin: Bro I put my girl in a liberian chokehold yesterday she loved it
Lawrence: damn i wish i had enough inches do for it

by Themothboss February 20, 2025

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025