John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes

I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!

by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023

Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020

Calhoun

A shitty school that Shane Ward goes to and has numerous accounts of teachers grooming kids.

Why the fuck does Shane go to Calhoun?

by Hdhansbch August 11, 2022

calhoun county

people are nice ig but some kids act like they’re the shit . all the females are bitches . Shitty ass dress code not even bc the students are looking it’s becuase the teachers don’t know how to restrain themselves the pe teacher straight up said you can’t be looking like that in that exact manner bc i was showing my shoulder and was looking at my boobs . And all the females act like they the shit bc they vape in the bathrooms :)

cAlhoun county sucks ass

by Yourmomisafag October 8, 2021

Vivian Kate Calhoun

a baddie.

whats ur name

ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun

oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you

no

secs?

no

ok

by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021

Adam Lee Calhoun

The sweetest man on the face of the Earth. He always thinks of others before himself and deserves more than he gets in life. He's a catch and any woman is lucky beyond words to have him in her life

I need me some Adam Lee Calhoun in my life!

by Smltwngrl December 25, 2024

Adam Calhoun

Adam Calhoun is synonymous with Foopa Doopa. The term was first coined by Ryan Upchurch and subsequently released on Youtube as a diss track. It caught traction immediately, with Adam Calhoun being dubbed as the leader of the Foopa Doopa gang.

Yo Merc! Them bitches needa be taught a lesson. I'm sendin' Adam Calhoun and the Foopa Doopa to them cunts as we speak!

by DissDanYall January 20, 2025