Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

Blastoise

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion

Blastoise, go!

by Hugog November 19, 2019

Blastoise

When you're having sex with a girl and you're about to nut and you scream "HYDRO PUMP" before you give her a creampie.

Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"

Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*

Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"

by HoboJuice April 8, 2019

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018