Twinkie Beefer

Ommpaville's editor Tara

She is just a big twinkie beefer.

by jaquavywavy May 20, 2022

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

brian beefer

A homosexual male named Brian who creates beef. I wouldn't mess with one they're known to rape at times. They're most common in big cities and in the Bronx

Hey man watch out there's a Brian Beefer over there!

by Josephcranberfy April 29, 2014

bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length

A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.

by David Amundson November 5, 2007

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.

Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."

by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

Beefers

People with bovine prototypical properties.

Do you think that people are Beefers because they eat massive amounts of meat?

by the Beefer August 25, 2009