Asstastic

What you say when you see someone with an ass so nice you just gotta yell something

"She got a fine ass". Tom said
"Damn straight it's asstastic!" Jim answered

by gfja November 15, 2010

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009

asstastic

butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away

aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

asstastic

It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".

The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic

by dooderonomy November 19, 2013

Asstastic

Opposite of fantastic. Horrible.

Bro, after losing my keys and catching my girl banging boss, this day couldn't be anymore asstastic.

by Justinsidemyhead June 11, 2018

Asstastic

where you are hungover, but still having a great day

I'm feeling pretty asstastic!!

by cash.max October 20, 2017

Asstastic

When dat ass is fantastic!

Damn Shaniqua Asstastic!

by HollyHaze September 1, 2016