Alabaster Refuse

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.

"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"

by k80theshade October 31, 2023

Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.

Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.

by Quizzicalbrowed January 3, 2024

Alabaster Boom Box

When a white girl has a big butt.

Yo did you see Kaylee?? that girl got a alabaster boom box!

by FlyingFishSandwich January 30, 2024

alabaster street

The sexual act of sticking ones toes in another's as

"Bend me over and give me an alabaster street big guy"

by Jim mcguffin November 22, 2022

west alabasters

western caucasians

you cannot be counterintuitive with west alabasters, we get too distraught. #STRESS

by spadescat October 15, 2025

west alabasters

western caucasians

you cannot be counterintuitive with us west alabasters, we get too distraught. #STRESS

by spadescat October 15, 2025

Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose

The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise

by NippleHerder January 31, 2026