Woon

A wannabe goon

Woon; a wannabe goon ex. Someone who acts the part but is unable to preform the rigours of being a true goon in any aspect (skill, kit, experience)

by DiscreetPerson October 10, 2023

woon

Variants: or less commonly wun \ wün \
Plural -s

Definition of woon: A white coon. Specifically one of Irish decent who consciously sells out his people.

“Joe is Irish and told another Irishmen to choke on the potatoes he picked, he’s a woon!”

by anonymous May 3, 2021

The Woon effect

When a person who buys a stock and it goes down, or sells a stock and it goes up.

I’ve purchased a stock so the Woon Effect means the price will tank.

I’ve sold a stock so the Woon Effect means it will shoot up

by RPhil June 25, 2025