Wesson-Burger

Wesson-Burger is an word used to get a team monkey to work harder

Wesson-Burger! Ja mein herr

by monkey ways April 8, 2008

Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.

I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

stiff and wesson

A very manly man erect penis at full strength

Chuck: how was the date last night?
Steve: solid she loved the stiff and Wesson.

by Nhlistotallyfun August 14, 2016

Will Wesson

Treats girls like trash.

His nose is bigger than his dick

Mike: Hey Josh, your gay, How’s Will Wesson in bed?

Josh: His nose is bigger than his dick.

by Will Wesson Hater January 20, 2020

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

sling & wesson

What a slingshot is called when you master the ability to use said slingshot to the point where the rocks you propel literally travel at the same speed of a bullet fired from a Smith & Wesson manufactured gun.

person a: yo bro... check it out... i got the sling & wesson..
person b: i do not believe you.
person a: *uses slingshot so adaquately that person b fucking dies*

by sphericalcube October 30, 2023