Walloper

Sydney Australia slang for a police officer. Based upon the belief that police are inherently violent, and therefore if they speak to you then you are likely to be walloped (beaten, assaulted).

I saw the wallopers patrolling past my house but they didn't stop, so someone else must be in line for a beating tonight.

by House Martin February 18, 2013

wallop

When a female gets water in her vagina by taking a shower and masturbating, shoving it down herself, etc and after that quifs and the water shoots out.

"Oh shit, i just walloped all over the carpet"

"Ah, you walloped on me!"

by jammnz May 1, 2006

walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

wallop

to caress

Nicole walloped Allen softly.

by Allen3373 January 12, 2009

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020