turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Turquoise flag

When you meet someone new and at first you don't like them or their vibe, but later when u meet them more u start to like them

I didnt like Lana at first cause she was such a turquoise flag. she complined. but now were best friends

by jebem te u usta June 4, 2023

cyan turquoise and light blue

when 3 people get confused with colors

white: cyan killed
red: no turquoise killed
blue: no its white blue
yellow: isn't cyan turquoise and light blue the same thing?

by BlockmanDefinitions October 9, 2022

Turquoise Giraffe

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.

Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!

TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.

by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022