day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)

Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.

by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011

The day after July 6th

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner

Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day

by anonymous July 6, 2021

day after drinking

Abbreviated d.a.d. these shits are the worst. Simply a day after drinking shit.

Dude last night I drank so muck Miller and now I can feel a d.a.d. coming on. Fuck Day after drinking shits

by kidwhodrinks May 11, 2014

day after wednesday

Not Thursday

The greatest Long Island band ever

Theyll rock your world

by Greg Swirson January 13, 2003

the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'

by getpo.st June 29, 2019

the day after fed day

after fed day is another fury hurt day though this one allows all kinds of hurting even physical harm as in jokes i do not wana see blood so as long as no blood u can hit all u want! as a joke if u do really hit make sure u have consent!
rules if ur a furry:
do not block if on twitter or discord
do not nut
do not say uwu or owo for the rest of the day

the day after fed day is defined as: "U N WORD DIE *PUNCH* omg so sorry dont bleed will help!"

by Sir. twinkle bottom December 20, 2020