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tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.
Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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White Tapeworm

A racial slur for a person of European heritage. Based on the physical appearance and ecological niche of a tapeworm matching the historical and modern western reliance on colonialism and imperialism. Also an attack on the Great Replacement conspiracy as tapeworms need a foreign host for substinance and reproductive purposes.
That white tapeworm skinned colonizer can't survive on its own and relies on manipulating other races to survive.
by United Ssnakkkes of Amerikkka November 27, 2025
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Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
by Fastermouse May 19, 2024
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