Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021

splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.

by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022