Speng

Pretty much just a British cunt that's also pretty stupid. Anyone by the name chantelle is atomaticly NOT a speng

Chantelle your not a speng

by Chansnotaspeng October 28, 2018

Speng

British slang for spastic, fucking idiot or just a faggot

Patrick you are a speng you thundercunt

by DROBSS July 28, 2018

Speng

Sophie caswell is a speng

Sophie is a f*cking speng

by Unknown 123456780 August 2, 2018

speng

To refer to a slag thats typically leng

yo my thicc daddy she is speng tho no cyap

by occooclo April 26, 2022

Speng

speng is someone who doesnt deserve actual insults to be described as.

Melvin is a Speng , he is a Speng because he sits under motorways banging crack inbetween shifts at his shitty pub job

by Basic white girly purrrr January 4, 2022

Speng

A speng is an idiot or brainless person. Other forms are spengism and spengist.

‘Emerson Murphy is an utter speng boi.’ ‘Reece Sheldon studied spengism at docile university.’ ‘Jake ‘swaz spaz’ Nolan is a spengist.

by DJ Docile April 10, 2021

Speng

When your retarded but peng at the same time

Hey, she’s a speng

by Woodyman June 2, 2021