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Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.
Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021
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speedbump

A combination of any type of amphetamine and cocaine. Usually snorted, but could also be gummed.
Joe: Man we got so shitfaced last night. How did you go to work today?

Gary: I hit a few speedbumps on the way.
by hotblonc August 2, 2025
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Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"
by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022
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suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them
"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."
by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022
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